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Even Clive Palmer Reckons The Liberal Party’s A.I Rap Is A Little Strange
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Australia Moves To Ban Maple Syrup Because Fuck You Too Canada
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Greens Tipped To Clean Up In Queensland After Hiring Billy Moore As Campaign Spokesman
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Housemate Willing To Die On A Hill Defending Pungent New Cheese In The Fridge
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Cushy Public Servant Friend Refuses To Believe Consultant Mate Isn’t Rolling In Cash
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A Canberra public servant is struggling to comprehend the fact that his mate in Big 4
Nectarine At Supermarket Once Again Fails The Softness Check
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has once again been forced to fail another nectarine in the softness check
Alpha Standing-Desk Mum Out-Alpha’d By Walking-Treadmill Desk Girlie
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The stakes have been raised in a local office after the OG Alpha standing desk pilates
New Liberal Campaign Ad Targets Middle Australia With Two Men Watching The News In A Merivale Restaurant
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party wants voters to know that they cannot afford three more years of Labor.
Bloke With Greek Missus Expecting To Put On Ten Kilos As Choccie Easter Combines With Lamb Easter
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With both Skippy Easter and Greek Easter falling on the same weekend this year, local man
New Poll Numbers Suggest Queenslanders Hate Nuclear More Than They Hated Southern Tourists In 2021
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As poll numbers shift, the Federal Opposition are growing increasingly nervous about a Queensland revolt at
Inner City Gym Reaches 160 Decibels As The Gays Furiously Discuss Who Got Gaga Tickets
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Millennial Feeling Her Age As Coachella’s Headline Acts Starting To Sound Like Kids Board Games
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local millennial woman is confronting her age today after realising she no longer recognises most