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“Must Be Election Time” Says African Kid After Spotting Herald Sun Photographer At Fitzroy Courts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As both the Prime Minister and Federal Opposition leader agree to pause the election campaign in
Local Man Joins Albo And Dutton In Pausing From Work Today To Show Respect To The Pope
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today taken some time to himself, after a tough 24 hours.
Cost Of Living Crisis Highlighted By Bertie Beetle’s Buy Now Pay Later Option
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The cost of living crisis is on full display at the Sydney Royal Easter Show as
Last Week Of 2025 Federal Election To Be Completely Drowned Out By Two Piss Ups And A Funeral
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese and Opposition Leader Peter Dutton have both declared unanimous support for the decision
Chunk Of Beautiful Old Growth Forest Ends Life As Piece Of Shit Wood Chips In Children’s Playground
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A strip of pristine natural beauty has today spoken out about its impending fate. A local
Parramatta Eels Add Lachlan Galvin Bowl To Spoon Bowl In Dusty Trophy Cabinet
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The fabled Blue and Golds of Central Western Sydney are this week celebrating another milestone. The
Housing Crisis Hitting Hardest In Cities Full Of Empty Office Buildings That Nobody Works In Anymore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Recent data shows that nobody is feeling the pinch of the Australians housing crisis more than
City Worker Forgot None Of His Fellow Drones Come Into Work This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A member of our town’s laptop worker class was forced to confront his own irrelevance
Entire World Agrees That The Next Pope Should Be Filo
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Catholics and non-Catholics around the globe have come together after the passing of Pope Francis last
Australian Federal Election About To Go Full Catholic
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Australian Federal Election reaches the last lap, recent events now mean that both major
Pope Francis Dies Attempting To Finish A Crème Egg
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world has today been rattled by some big news to finish the Easter Weekend. The
Only Straight Man At Pilates Class Really Doing A Good Job At Killing The Vibe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A straight guy at a predominantly female Pilates class is doing an amazing job at killing