"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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This Saturday’s Breakfast Of Champions Confirmed
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia is this weekend preparing to enjoy the first truly ubiquitous moment since the Matildas stormed
Trump And Zelensky Settle Differences With A Tense Game Of Slaps
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Trump and Zelensky have decided to put aside their differences and hinge the future of Ukraine
Exhausted Dutton Agrees With The Neo-Nazis Who Interrupted Dawn Services But Says Beware Of The Anti-Semitic Greenies
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has today accused the Greens party of being anti-semitic, just moments after
Mwahahaha: Dutton Bus Undone By One Of Clover Moore’s Leftie Bike Lanes
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition Leader Peter Dutton’s bus has been got wedged in central Sydney this morning after
“Brum” Offers A Glimpse Of Birmingham Before It Was A God-Forsaken Shithole
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A man known locally as “Big Dum [sic] Brum” or simply “BDB” says he has no
Nobody Really Knows How Tassie Is Going To Vote But They Are Very Fucken Fired Up About The Salmon
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One week out from the Federal Election and it appears that there are several different votes
Liberal Volunteers Duck For Cover After Spotting Old Fella In A Faded ‘Dark Side Of The Moon’ Shirt
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Record-breaking early voter numbers have confirmed that Australians cannot wait to get the 2025 Federal Election
Liverpool Fan Not Coming To Work Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local member of Arne Slot’s Red Army has today informed his boss that he
Australian Patriot Finally Buries The Hatchet With Turkey After Swinging By Kebab Joint After ANZAC Day
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A proud Australian man has finally let go of his previous grievances with the Ottoman Empire
Local Man In Financial Ruin After Getting Dusted Off By An 88-Year-Old Woman At RSL Two Up
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has lost his savings, super and home after a tense day on the
Bloke Hosting Pub Two Up Would’ve Made A Great Big Brother Host In 2005
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The guy hosting two up today is absolutely buzzing with enthusiasm and probably would have made