"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
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Last Minute Polls Show ‘Political Immaturity’ Of Australians Is Really Hurting Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Opposition is today frantically trying to do what it can to mature the Australian population.
Last Minute Polls Show ‘Political Immaturity’ Of Australians Is Really Hurting Coalition
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Opposition is today frantically trying to do what it can to mature the Australian population.
‘Hate Media’ Actually Just Assertive Women Who Ask Peter Dutton Questions He Doesn’t Like
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT The Federal Opposition is in panic stations this week, as they begin to dismiss the
Federal Election Struggles To Get Air Time In Between Cookbooks Scandal And Mushroom Killer Trial
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Election is in 3 days and Australians seem to have tuned out completely. This
Nation Increasingly Jealous Of 11-Hour Blackout In Spain And Portugal
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the federal election campaign enters its final stretch, residents of our cosmopolitan desert community say
Marvel Boyfriend Convinces Woman To Come To Movies Simply By Name Dropping Florence Pugh
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke has successfully gotten his indie movie loving girlfriend to watch an action movie
“I’m Voting For An Independent” Says Financially Secure White Person
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Dorothy Matilda-Mackay (70) says she’s sick of this two-party system that has directly benefited her
Australian Neo-Nazi Smashes His Laptop After Receiving A Polite “Welcome” On Home Screen
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Sky News viewer has left a giant hole in his computer screen because he doesn’
“You Blokes Like Cricket Or?” Angus Taylor Asks Locals On First Ever Visit To Leppington
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact Shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor has today ventured deep into the new cosmopolitan heart of his rejigged
Local Voter Gives ‘H Fong’ A Taste Of Own Medicine By Giving His Number To Anonymous STI Service
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who can’t seem to opt out of receiving text messages from ‘H Fong’
“Renewables Are Great, But What We Need Is More Gas” (To Sell Overseas And Buy Back At Eye-Wateringly Inflated Prices) Says Sky News Uncle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A purveyor of common sense has today explained to The Advocate the solution to the nation’
Dutton Backs His Liberal Candidate In Fowler Because He Didn’t Say Anything Wrong
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In 2013, Chief of the Army, Lieutenant-General David Morrison responded to a horrible scandal involving sexual