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Big Democracy Guy: Bloke Puts Democracy Sauce On Democracy Sausage To Celebrate Democracy’s Grand Final
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local fan of constitutional democracy is today celebrating in trademark style. Eric Anderson (29) from
Small Business Owner That Grew Up In A War Zone With No Running Water Deeply Moved By Albo’s Public Housing Origin Story
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Perth man has today been treated to a rather interesting story courtesy of the Prime
Everyone Now Aware That Local Woman Does Poos After Publicly Stocking Up On Toilet Paper
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact WOW THIS WOMAN SHITS! In some banal news to break up the political content, it can
Keating: “If They Ever Wheel Me Out Like Little Johnny, I Want You To Shoot Me”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former Prime Minister Paul Keating has used his bi-annual luncheon with The Advocate’s board and
Liberals Make Last Attempt At Female Voters By Allowing Sussan Ley To Let Rip With The Astrology
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT CAN’T HURT? As a new YouGov poll shows absolutely catastrophic predictions for the Liberal Party
Policrastination: The Professional Politician’s Guide To Procrastination With Purpose
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some exciting news for aspiring politicians and political staffers, one of Australia’s longest serving
Clive Palmer Accidentally Sends Text Message Meant For His Media Advisor To 18 Million Australians
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After doing everything everything in his power to get in front of Australian voters ahead of
Tim Wilson Says He Must Get Re-Elected Before He Runs Out Of Super And Therefore Can’t Buy A Home
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The man who came up with the Liberal Party’s woefully received ‘Super For Housing’ policy
Alex Dyson Makes Last Ditch Effort To Win Swing Voters By Getting Blind At The Warrnambool Races
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The aspiring next member for Wannon has gone all out today, it can be confirmed. Alex
Nation Waits Excitedly To See What Unique And Unpredictable Voting Patterns That Queensland Pulls Out Of It’s Arse On Saturday
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Political beings around the nation are eagerly licking their lips, it can be confirmed today. The
PM Dedicates Just One Arvo To Campaigning In His Own Seat By Visiting The Enmore Weed Dispensary
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As both leaders bounce around the marginal electorates of Melbourne, Sydney and Brisbane – the final days
Dutton: Liberal Candidate Wrong For Suggesting Pensioners Are Worthless Field Peasants
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Liberal candidate has been forced to backtrack this afternoon after making the suggestion that pensioners