"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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Lobbying Firms Buckle Under The Influx Of Outgoing Liberal Politicians Needing Jobs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The faceless men and women who shape the country are this week under the pump. Normally
Central Coast’s First Prime Minister Presented With The Trolley Pole Nunchucks To The City
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Anthony Albanese has today become the first sitting Prime Minister to be formally welcomed into the
TikToker Hospitalised After Asking Gold Coast Bloke With A Nice Car What He Does For A Living
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT There were violent scenes on the Gold Coast this morning, after a popular Tik Toker made
Global Community Just Gonna Sit This India-Pakistan Thing Out
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the mood across the face of planet earth continues to darken, yet another geopolitical flareup
Trump Definitely Thinks The Australian Liberal Party Are The Lefties
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Rubbing salt to an already large wound, President Trump has very nonchalantly claimed to never have
Vatican Conclave Somehow Vastly More Diverse Than The Liberal Party’s Leadership Ballot
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT As the Catholic Church prepares for its next papal conclave a.k.a the world’s
Repacholi Suddenly Standoffishness After Learning He’s No Longer The Big Fella In His Circle
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hunter MP Dan ‘Repa’ Repacholi has today been overcome with the natural male phenomena of going
Liberals To Resurrect Party By Following Generous Advice Of Extremely Popular Oligarch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the internal head hunting begins amongst what’s left of the Liberal Party, a glowing
Inner Westification Of Parliament Begins As Entire Front Bench Is Replaced By Cushioned Milk Crates
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese has wasted no time in starting the “inner-westification” of Australia, calling for the
Boomer That Hated The Backstreet Boys Is Pretty Keen On The 70s Version Of Them
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has today unknowingly confirmed that The Eagles were the 1970s equivalent of a
Cenny Coast Bloke Swears To Insurance Company His Tyres Are Fucked From The M1 Metal Spill And He Did NOT Spend Sunday Hanging The Arse Of His Dunny Door Out Across Kinny Like The Cunce Reckon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Long considered one of the nation’s more dignified victimless crimes, insurance fraud remains a treasured
Report: Young Blokes Just Don’t Do Up Their Cars Anymore
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report has found that young Australian men no longer dedicate over half their pay