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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s very own big dog of North London has today issued an ultimatum to the
Girl’s Drinks Set To Be Nuclear Tonight Now That They Don’t Have To Get Political
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Greens Supporters Not Sure If They Should Still Celebrate Two Straight White Men Losing Their Jobs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT It looks like the end of an era for the Australian Greens, after their high-tide of
“Schools Are Allowing Kids To Identify As Cats” Says Woman Who Used To Run Around The Oval Like A Horse
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A millennial woman who only ever gets her news from Facebook has today gone on a
Gen X Dude Has Pair Of Jeans Worth $500 For Some Reason
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Random Girl You Met Just Bought A House With Her Partner, Is Planning A Wedding Oh And They Got A Dog Too
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Man Who ‘Doesn’t Do Politics’ Mysteriously Has Strong Political Opinions
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Betoota Heights man Baz Petros (39) has once again assured friends that he “doesn’t do
Liberal’s Rebuild Begins By Fucking Over Nats To Poach That Very Balanced And Consistent Senator From The Referendum
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The limping Federal Opposition is in turmoil today, as the uptown toffs from the Liberal Party
American Man Finally Gets A Job With Decent Health Insurance
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT An American has finally gotten a job that has fully comprehensive, universal health insurance, by leaving
Australia Now On Track To Fix Housing Crisis Before Release Of GTA VI
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some sad news for gamers, but welcome news for the rest of the nation – it
Gen Xer’s Mental Health Entirely Reliant On Reading 1 Book Every 5 Years Which Tells Them Not To Care About Anything
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local French Quarter architect has today revealed to The Advocate one of the keys to
Peter V’Landys Spends Morning Mulling Over Which Rule He Feels Like Changing This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT NRL Supremo Peter V’Landys has had another productive Friday morning, it can be confirmed today.