"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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Greens Staffers Furious As HQ Relocates From Inner-City Melbourne To The Bogan Caliphate Of Queensland
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Guttural moans could be heard echoing down the streets of Melbourne’s inner-northside this week, as
Local Childcare Really Going All Out With The Updates And Activities After Those ABC Exposés
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local parents have noticed that they’re getting more frequent and much rosier updates from their
Englishman In Bondi Complains There’s Too Many Immigrants In England
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A British national currently residing in Bondi has expressed concern over what he describes as an
Dad Just Automatically Assumes New Neighbour Is A Fuckwit Until Given A Reason To Think Otherwise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local dad, Berrick Flannery (67) has enough mates. He doesn’t need any more. He certainly
Coach Who Should Just Go Home To Wife And Kids Demands Everyone Attend Pub Session
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Reserve Grade coach of the Betoota Muttaburrasaurus’, Brett Simpson, has today issued a strong ultimatum.
Bloke Who Was Carrying On About Trump Being Anti-War A Couple Of Months Ago Pretty Quiet On $219 Billion Saudi Arms Deal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local fan of the United States President has today confirmed that he doesn’t have
Sudanese Bloke From Toowoomba Has The Same Accent As David Littleproud
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT South Sudanese-Australian, Marty Deng (27) is well aware how surprised people get when they notice that
Jack Della Maddalena Unwinds After A Big Week By Smoking A Few Cones Up On Zig Zag Hill
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s new Prince of Punching On is today taking some time to unwind and
Woman Who Gets Cosmetic Work To Look Young For Her Age Now Just Looks Like Everyone Her Age Who’s Gotten Work
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has found herself in a weird paradox today, after coming to the realisation
Bloke Drives To The Gym To Have A Walk
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has revealed today his tri-weekly habit of driving to the gym, where he
Recession Indicator? Bondi Bloke Asks If He Can Split A Bag With Someone
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT In a deeply troubling sign for the national economy, a Bondi man has reportedly asked his
Peter Dutton Reinvents Himself With A 6-Week Muay Thai Retreat In Phuket
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After having his entire self-identity shattered on election night, a lost Peter Dutton has resorted to