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Local Woman Unsure If Date Is Love Bombing Her Or If She Really Is Just That Amazing
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT YOU’RE THE BEST PERSON I’VE EVER MET: A local woman is today questioning if
Country Boy’s City Girlfriend Confused By The Concept Of A “Steak Topper” Down The Local
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Born, bred and forever bound to the leafy streets of South Yarra, Melbourne, Georgina
‘Travel Inspo’ Just Foreign Places That Look Like Australia Did Before It Was Sterilised By A Property Bubble
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the nation’s cost-of-living crisis and inflation numbers slowly come under control, it appears that
34 Year Old Man Who Remembers 20 Years Of WWE Plotlines Says Girlfriend’s Reality Shows Are “Brain Rot”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A 34 year old man who has followed the WWE for the last 28 years reckons
Report: Doctor Is Younger Than You
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT It’s reported that millennials across the nation are facing their first taste of mortality since
“You Don’t Know Your Ear Hole From Your Arsehole” Shouts Tradie With Never Ending List Of Obscure Sledges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local chippy from Betoota Heights has today sent his colleagues into a frenzy, with a
All Girls Sharehouse A Time Capsule Of Kmart Crockery That Was Once Trending
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In science news, an archaeologist from the University of Betoota has uncovered a fascinating
Sydney Boy Wedged Between Two Queensland FIFOs Has No Chance Of An Armrest
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A silent battle is playing out 20,000 feet above Brisbane today, as a
Schools Come Up With Groundbreaking New Method To Stop Students From Using ChatGPT On Their Essays
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some much needed good news, schools and universities have finally come up with a groundbreaking
PM Says It’s His Dream To Own A 1978 Twin-Turbo Kingswood If The Qataris Can Keep Their Eyes Peeled
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new trend of Western leaders accepting expensive gifts from the Arab states appears to have
Next Game Wins Says Queensland
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The great state of Queensland is today licking its wounds, after a rather tough Thursday night.
Economists Just Gonna Ignore The Fact That Inflation Went Down Without Forcing 100’s Of 1000’s People To Lose Their Jobs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The bright minds at the Reserve Bank of Australia have today confirmed to The Advocate that