Man’s Weekend Yard Work Delayed Again As AO And Winter Olympics Blends Into Opening Round Of Super Rugby
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man's plans to get some backyard chores done before the rain comes
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Dubbo’s Wheelers Lane Revealed To Be Six-Lane Arterial Boulevard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Transport authorities have contacted Dubbo Regional Council seeking clarification after Wheelers Lane, a road still officially
Nats Send A ‘U Up?’ Text To The Liberals After Realising Nobody Else Wants To Get Fucked By Them
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The National Party of Australia have today been forced to send the humiliating ‘U Up’ message,
Dear Lord No: Teal Volunteer Now Channelling All Of Her Post-Election Adrenaline Into The Local P&C
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After spending the best of 6 months campaigning every day to destroy Peter Dutton’s political
Faded Anti-Smoking Mural From 1994 Suggests Local High School Has Got A Few War Stories
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A faded anti-smoking mural at an inner city high school now serves as a relic of
“Respectfully. Go And Fuck Yourselves. We Aren’t Mates, Mate…” Says Ange To English Media
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Greek-Australian man has today told the leaches in the English press to take a
Local Woman Sheepishly Asks Gym Trainer To Repeat Instructions After Spending The Entire Time Yapping
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has yet again failed to listen to any instructions at her group fitness
Nation Excited To Meet The Freakshow Liberal Back Benchers That Will Now Have Very Important Jobs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians are about to become well acquainted with a number of previously unknown Liberal Party MPs
Greek-Australian Arsenal Fan 12 Hours Away From The Biggest Moral Dilemma Of His Life
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A Greek-Australian man from the suburbs of Melbourne who’s also an Arsenal fan, is only
Bloke At Mitre 10 Shudders After Hearing Local Weekend Warrior’s Extremely Dangerous Plan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local hardware store employee has today been left shaking his head, after a rather interesting
QLD Farmer Gets In On ‘Alpha Male Bootcamp’ Racket By Charging Insecure Blokes $10k To Fence His Paddocks
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT After discovering that blokes in the US are paying $18,000 to attend alpha male bootcamps,
PM’s Staff Gently Close The Door As They Inform Albo That All Of His Enemies Have Been Dealt With
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT I ASK FOR JUSTICE: As hundreds of thousands of pilgrims gather in St Peter’s Square
NSW Government Confident Sydney Trains Are Nearly Fucked Enough To Suggest Privatisation???
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW Government has today quietly convened for a conversation about the capital’s transport network.