Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
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Eels Looking Good For 2020 Premiership If Remainder Of NRL Season Gets Cancelled In Next 6 Hours
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parramatta’s 2020 line up look to end the club’s 34-year premiership drought, and
NRL Compromise With Health Authority And Adopt OzTag Rules To Limit Player Contact
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite growing pressure to put the 2020 NRL season on ice, the game’s
Local Bloke Finally Wins Over Father-In-Law With Grand Final Stream During Random Cousin’s Wedding
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In what comes as a truly heartwarming story from our little desert outpost, Sam Hart has
Local Landlord Happy To Waive This Month’s Rent For Self Isolating Casual Worker
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a touching news story from our town’s Betoota Ponds district today, a local landlord
Mount Druitt Records Lowest Rates Of Coronavirus Cases In Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The disastrous COVID-19 continues to spread right across Australia at the exact rate predicted by
PM: “Use Common Sense. If You Have Coronavirus, Don’t Go To The Footy. It’s That Simple.”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told Australians this morning to use their common sense and
Bulletin 13/03/20 – Betoota Weekly News Bulletin
The coronavirus pandemic is in full swing and there has been plenty on this week. Tune in to this news
Scotty From Marketing To NRL: “Don’t You Fucken Think About Cancelling My Photo Opportunity”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has had to put on his Prime Minister hat this evening and lay
Government Resists Calls To Also Give Welfare Recipients A Go In Their Stimulus Package
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government says cash payments are enough for welfare recipients to get back on
Gold Coast Hospital Staff Roll In A Wilson Volleyball To Keep Tom Hanks Company In Quarantine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After 20 years, the Cast Away sequel the world has been waiting for has finally arrived.
Local Man’s Financial Advisor Suggests Investing In A Diverse Lottery Ticket Portfolio Moving Forward
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father-of-four field a phone call from his financial advisor
Barnaby Joyce Threatens To Put Down Tom Hanks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Deputy Prime Minister Barnaby Joyce has today taken great pleasure in threatening to kill another