Local Dolphins Fan Asks Dan Murphy’s Staff To Recommend Something That Tastes Like A Sweet Sweet Victory
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Moreton Bay man has today walked into his local Dan Murphy's with one
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Scotty From Marketing Doing Pretty Well To Not Mention Anniversary Of What That Australian Did
It’s currently 12:45pm of the 15th of March, and Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing appears to be giving
Half Of Nation Currently In Bed Trying To Figure Out If They Have Coronavirus Or A Hangover
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Ireland and the UK make moves to temporarily close down pubs to limit social interaction,
Peter Dutton Sends Heartbreaking Letter To Peter Dutton While Quarantined On Christmas Island
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As of 24 hours ago, The Home Affairs Minister has joined a long list of vulnerable
Nation Quietly Waiting For Reality Television To Be Also Cancelled Due To The Corona
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Sporting events, concerts and school; all being cancelled due to the global outbreak of COVID-19,
Report: Super Rugby Probably Gonna Be Ok
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s rugby union’s fans are breathing a sigh of relief this morning after
Scotty From Marketing Still Intent On Making Appearance At The Sharkies, Hillsong Conference
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has today vowed to attend the two very important calender events
Report: omg lol
In breaking news out of The Dickson Electorate, Home Affairs Minister Peter Dutton MP has been diagnosed with COVID-19
Daniel Andrews Makes It Up To Stranded F1 Teams By Giving Them Free Rein On Great Ocean Road
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sports racing fans and drivers are raging today after learning that the pussy ass Victorian government
Public Servant Leaves Important Work Until Monday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has said he wished there was more he could do to
Local Man Becomes World’s First Groomzilla During Cost-Related Wedding List Cull
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact You’ve heard of bridezillas and mumzillas, but this evening in a young engaged couple’s
Local Bloke Amazed By Huge Number Of Housewarming Invites After Purchasing Ute
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Betoota local Tommy Hammond is having trouble keeping on top of his rapidly expanding social life
World Wondering If It’s Up To The Climate Crisis After Being Crippled By Man Eating A Bat
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world at large* is today wondering if things are really that grim today. With the