Nan Returns From Hairdressers With A Change In Hairstyle Only Other Nans Can Notice
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT A grandmother in Betoota Heights has spent a couple hours in the salon chair this morning
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Woman Going Through Dry Spell Gives Number To Fitness First So She Can Feel What It’s Like To Be Pursued
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman missing the highs of lows of being hounded by an insatiable virile male has
Millennial’s Anti-Horse Racing Posts From The 2010s Now A Distant Memory After A Fun Day In A Frock
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local millennial elder, Silvana (34) has come full circle this week. From the suburban 18-year-
Louvre Museum Jewellery Heist Leaves Guy Ritchie With Biggest Boner He’s Had Since Madonna First DM’ed Him
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Thieves are reported to have stolen multiple priceless jewellery items from the Louvre in broad daylight
Local Woman Torn Between Empathy And Serenity As Old Codger Launches Into 40 Minute Bus Monologue
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact An exhausted local woman has this morning found herself fighting the urge to be a bit
One Nation Offer Nationals 2 First Rounders In Exchange For Barnaby Joyce And A Future Fourth
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Chins are wagging around Canberra and the broader political sphere this week, as a couple of
Couple Trying To Buy A House About To Realise That ‘2’ Is Actually A Fuck Load Of Money
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact The Australian property market has hit fever pitch of late, and one young couple are about
Woman Doesn’t Bother Watching Insta Video After Seeing Unfunny Friend Liked It
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact A fleeting moment of curiosity was quickly squashed for Mel Cooper this morning, after noticing her
Maid Of Honour Delights Wedding Guests By Not Doing A Poem
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Love filled the air this afternoon at a ritzy Lake Como inspired wedding on the foreshore
Japan Obsessed Bloke Robbed Of Talking Points Now That Australia Stocks Those 9% Minus 196’s Too
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke’s entire personality has been left in tatters this week after discovering that
Gym’s ‘Amazing 12 Week Body Transformation’ Achieved By Ensuring Participants Eat Fuck All
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A performance enhancing gym on the outskirts of Betoota Grove has seen a surge of positive
‘Aw She Looks So Sweet’ Thinks Husband Unaware Wife Is Reading One Of Her Obscenely Filthy Fantasy Books Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact GOBLIN GROT: A man admiring his ‘sweet’ wife is blissfully unaware she’s not curled up
Suzuki Jimny Owner Insulted To Be Lumped In With The Jeep Wrangler Creeps
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A loud and proud Suzuki Jimny owner has been shaken to her core today, after somebody