Man’s Weekend Yard Work Delayed Again As AO And Winter Olympics Blends Into Opening Round Of Super Rugby
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local man's plans to get some backyard chores done before the rain comes
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Reader Wife And Gamer Husband Reach Perfect Cohabitation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact SEE YOU IN A FEW HOURS: It has now been confirmed that the perfect recipe for
Israel Begins Bombing Country It Shares No Borders With In Latest Act Of Self Defence
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The world is inhaling sharply this morning, as a geopolitical conflict threatens to grow significantly in
Childless Millennials Keep Passion Alive By Quietly Competing On Sleep Scores
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local couple with no children and no immediate plans to change are reportedly keeping the
Local Bloke Briefly Alarmed By Yellow Piss Before Remembering He Popped A Berocca This Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has had a fleeting moment of panic today, after entering one of his
Italian Government Strongly Considers Sanctioning Australia Over Domino’s Meat Pie Crust
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT MAMA MIA! Italian parliament is currently discussing the best plan of attack in response to Australia’
No Amount Of AI Tech Is Able To Impress Man As Much As Magic ‘Sipahh Straw’ Technology Did
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man is yet to encounter a brand new innovation in the world of AI
Iraq Announces Invasion Of US To Protect America’s Freedom From Totalitarian Regime
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The West Asian country of Iraq has today dropped a bombshell on the international community. Iraq’
“Don’t Worry The X-ray Is Perfectly Safe” Says Dentist Before Usain Bolting Out Of The Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who finally got her vastly overdue checkup and clean was left feeling a little
American Beef Is Not “Banned” In Australia, We Just Don’t Buy It Because “It’s Dogshit”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade (DFAT) has confirmed US beef products are not banned
LA Protests Come To A Standstill After Kendall Jenner Hands A Can Of Pepsi To ICE Agent
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT PEPSI FOR YOUR ICE?: In some much needed good news, it can be reported that the
Chat GPT Now So Advanced It Tells People Asking For Help To Wait 3 Months And Pay $380 For Advice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Artificial Intelligence experts are sounding the alarm this week, after a shocking development with a major
Oh No. America Might Tear Up Our $368 Billion Deal For 8 Pointless Submarines That Won’t Arrive For 30 Years
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation has woken up to some devastating news today. On top of the passing of