English Cricketer Goes To A Nightclub And Doesn't Get Into A Fight Or Arrested
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The English press is scrambling this morning (their time), after disturbing allegations emerged overnight. With the
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“We Can’t Blow Up Every Bridge Over The Murray,” Says Premier Who’s Obviously Never Played Red Dead
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Premier of New South Wales has asked people from Victoria to stay the
Novak Djokovic Urgently Contacts Pete Evans After Coronavirus Diagnosis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Men’s world number one tennis player Novak Djokovic has frantically picked up the phone this
Calls For Melbourne To Grow Up, Sexual Harassment In The Law & The Property Bubble – June 24
The nation urgently calls on Melbourne to get their shit together, the legal fraternity deals with the fall out from the Dyson Heydon scandal and the property bubble looks in big trouble – Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey bring you your news wrap, live from the Budgy Smuggler Studio.
Five People That Hate Each Other Pose For Photo In Bushfire Ravaged Town That Also Hates Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a very weird press conference earlier today, five people that absolutely loathe each other have
Blokes Over The Age Of 50 Who Work In Legal Profession A Little Bit On Edge Today
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Following the very public sexual harassment allegations leveled against former High Court Judge Dyson Heydon yesterday,
People Of Albury Demand Victorian Border Be Kept Open So They Can Still Visit Totally Fun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people of Albury, in the NSW Riverina, has pleaded with the State Government
Nation Begs Victoria To Just Grow Up Please
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Normal Australians have today urged our Southern cultural elite to please stop fucking around and just
Millennial Keen To Decentralise Told By Boss He Can Work Remotely From Home But Not The Bush
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some young bloke from Brisbane says he’s ‘red hot keen’ to move to
‘Yeah It’s Fucked’ Confirms Every Single Female Law Grad In Australia
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Speaking to The Advocate this morning, the nation’s young female legal industry employees have moved
Fox Sports Writers Interrogate Redfern Cafe Owner To Find Out What Latrell Had For Breakfast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “Ok. Ok. Ok!” shouted the cafe worker. “Ok! I’ll talk” It took a bit longer
Countries With Anti-Expert Approach To Covid-19 Surprisingly Still Not Great Right Now
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some truly shocking news, a few of the countries who have taken a noticeably anti-
Nat Attack, Melbourne’s European Quest & A Visionary Writer – June 23
The Nationals are on the front foot regarding their latest gas project, the Victorian city of Melbourne continues in its European pursuit, and a generational creative reveals her latest piece of work – Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey get another day of news started, live from the Budgy Smuggler Stud