English Cricketer Goes To A Nightclub And Doesn't Get Into A Fight Or Arrested
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The English press is scrambling this morning (their time), after disturbing allegations emerged overnight. With the
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Regional Voter Shrugs After Receiving This Quarter’s Water Bill From Chinese Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Plains man has revealed to The Advocate a curious piece of correspondence he received
Mel Gibson Sacked After Talking Like A Private Schoolboy After A Few White Wines
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mel Gibson has been sacked from his latest project after being accused of anti-
Local Swagman Hired By Victorian Labor After Proving Branch Stacking Abilities Around Campfire
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In an unusual move, Victorian Labor has employed a former swagman, with no political experience whatsoever,
Sting Announces Reunion Tour After Misinterpreting Desperate Calls To Reform The Police
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Iconic British rock group The Police have announced a reunion tour after misinterpreting the recent calls
The Crass Business Of Coal Seam Gas, Not Happy Jan & Chicos – June 25
The nationals latest Coal Seam Gas ploy, Jan’s not happy boss has the tables turned and we figure out what the fuck Chicos actually are – Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey get another day of news started, live from the Budgy Smuggler Studios.
Alpha Female Holds Intense Eye Contact With Hairdresser In 62 Minute Power Move
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Gaze detection, of the sense that someone is watching you, is one of those weird phenomena
PM Addresses ABC Lay-Offs: “Well Maybe They Shouldn’t Have Made Such A Big Deal Out Of Hawaii”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ABC will axe up to 250 jobs and cut programming as it deals with budget
Local Man Visits Melbourne
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights business manager has tried to avoid a costly trip to the
“I Wouldn’t Be Offended If I Got Called A Chimp” Says White 70-Year-Old Collingwood Fan
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Derek Wilson has today lived up to his namesake. The 70-year-old semi-retired plumber
Report: What The Fuck Are Chicos?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Confectionery giant Nestle has today done their part to destabilise systemic racist structures by changing the
Nationals Rush To Further Defund Rural Education After Voters Realise CSG Isn’t Good For Farms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The National Party has today announced plans to strip even more funding away from rural education,
Jan’s Boss From ‘Not Happy Jan’ Ad Has Been Retrospectively Cancelled For Workplace Bullying
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just when you thought Australia’s advertising industry couldn’t get any tamer, the