Girlfriend Doesn’t Understand Allure Of 8 Hour Team Bus Trip To Play 30 Mins Of Beach Rugby
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Staring across the kitchen at her dumb as a brick boyfriend, Emily Bell has
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Local Woman Still Treating Cooking Chicken Like Dismantling A Radioactive Bomb
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local woman has today admitted that she’s still terrified of cooking chicken due to
QLD Footy Ovals Inundated With 30-Something Blokes Inspired By Kurt Mann’s Fairytale Origin Debut
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The dream of one day playing Origin football has been resuscitated for hundreds of thousands of
Homebuyers Pay Overs On Proper Shitbox They Don’t Even Like Just So They Can Delete These Evil Fucking Apps Off Their Phone
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A young couple from Betoota’s burgeoning fringe has today ended an 18-month campaign of open
Y2K Revival Trend Going A Little Overboard With Claims Of Middle Eastern Country Harbouring “WMDs”
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT High ranking Iranian officials have criticised the West’s commitment to the “Y2K” revival trend as
Perth Get In The Origin Spirit By Painting The Iconic Crawley Edge Boatshed Blue For Tomorrow’s Clash
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The capital of our nation’s great and prosperous West are getting into the Origin spirit
“Yer All Good Thanks Don I Guess I’ll Go Fuck Myself” Says Albo After Being Stood Up By Trump At G7
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today confirmed that he’s considering his stance on dates,
Dumb Ass JPEG Video From Early 2000s Now Looking More And More Realistic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT FIRE ZE MISSILES! A popular JPEG video from the early 2000s has proven to have a
Last Aussie Team In Super Rugby Strategically Lose To Allow Extra Preparation For Lions Tour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The ACT Brumbies have been praised for taking one for the nation this weekend. With a
Local Flugelhornist Pretends ‘Brassed Off’ Didn’t Fundamentally Alter Course Of Her Life
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A cornerstone of the Port of Betoota Brass Band has today downplayed the life-altering impact of
Oh No: Friend Who Always Agrees With You Not Agreeing With You This Time
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT In some heartbreaking news that’s bound to forever change the trajectory of your friendship, a
Bloke That Thought Trump Was The Anti-War President Also Shocked To Learn That Stripper Doesn’t Actually Love Him
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local bloke who’s spent the past few years passionately explaining to friends and family
Racist Old Bastard Wonders If Assyrian Tradie Can Poison A Few Trees For Him (He Absolutely Can BTW)
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A gibbering old fool from our town’s leafiest enclave of Betoota Grove has stood on