Suburban Woolies Ram Raided In Alleged Ooshie Theft Overnight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Betoota's French Quarter Woolworths is currently the scene of a crime scene investigation. This
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Half Sucked Throat Lozenge Wrapped In Tissue Wreaks Havoc On Washing Machine
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT Grumbling to herself as she picks bits of lint and tissue off some soggy wet uniforms,
Dan Andrews Puts On His Suburban Dad Hat And Tells Victoria That Only Boring People Get Bored
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The escalating diplomatic spat between Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews and Karen from Brighton has geared up
PM Confirms New JobBoomer Scheme Is Just More Policy To Protect Wealth Of His Voter Base
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister announced this morning that JobKeeper and JobSeeker are being extended until
Masks and Tampons, A Man Who Thinks Masks Are Fascist and Sydney’s Impending Lockdown – July 21
A Melbourne man hits out at the new mandatory mask rule, another one fires up about it for a different reason and Sydney sighs about its unavoidable upcoming lockdown and more – Clancy Overell jumps into the Budgy Smuggler Booth to run through the news with Wendell Hussey.
Report: What The Fuck Is It With These Failed Art Students?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the most predictable news to come out of the high-hedged mansions of Toorak today,
Eternally Closing Down Rug Store Announces COVID-19 Limit Of 2 Rugs Per Customer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a sign of the times, moderately popular rug store Crazy Sam’s Discount Rugs Closing
Government Watching Their Bottom Line Still Spending Millions To Keep Children In Prison
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It was Kevin Rudd who declared that “any asylum seeker who arrives in Australia
Surprising Link Established Between Thinking Masks Are Fascism But Shooting Protestors Isn’t
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent study by the Betoota Human Rights Commission found that the most politically vocal members
“We Have Absolutely No Idea How This Happened!” Says State About To Get Locked The Fuck Down
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sydney is teetering on the edge of a Melbourne-style lockdown this week as
Report: Gil Starting To Look Like A Bit Of An Ol’ Gil
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of being beaten around by the COVID-19 pandemic, life has just thrown yet
“So We Have To Buy Our Own Masks?!” Says Outraged Melburnian Who Thinks Tampons Grow On Trees
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Dandenong man is today learning what it’s like to have to pay for Essential
Taxpayers Propose Canberra Bubble In Order To Get Our Precious Politcians Back To Work
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australian taxpayers have put forward a radical idea of creating a Canberra bubble for