"Fuck It, Guess We're Voting Teal" Says Liberal Party's Last Remaining Female Voters Under 80
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Finally! The limp-wristed Liberal moderates who lost the election for Peter Dutton have been defeated. Federal
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Windscreen Repair Business Has A Better Spread Of Free Snacks Than The Qantas Lounge
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An impoverished student is praising the services of a windscreen repair business today after
Rental Agent Who’s Quick To Chase Up Money Taking A Month To Email Back About Maintenance Repairs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Residents at a slightly dilapidated share house in Betoota Heights are quickly learning that their rental
Sky News Frantically Send Journalist Out To Ask Anthony Albanese The Population Of Iran
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australia’s flagship journalistic organisation is today going all out to keep the bastards honest. After
Nonna Of Twink Grandson So Glad To Hear ‘He Ate’
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact “PURR, I ATE 💅”: A nonna who’s spent the past year fretting about her grandson’s
Dad’s Solution To Middle Eastern Conflict Probably Shouldn’t Leave The Kitchen Table
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Heights-based landscape gardener has today offered what he believes to be a pragmatic solution
Gen-Z’s Mental Health Surprisingly Much Better After Replacing iPhone She Stares Into For 7 Hours A Day With A 3310
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local 20-something has this week realised that she actually feels much better when she isn’
EV Transition Struggling As New Dealerships Yet To Discover The Power Of Inflatable Tube Men
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT It’s being reported that local electronic vehicle dealerships are struggling with business because they are
Local Man Wishes Trump Would Hurry Up And Decide If He Wants To Start A Nuclear War Or Not Because If So, He Won’t Pay Rent This Week
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man with rent due today is annoyed with the current state of the
Real Estate Websites Now Forcing Applicants To Contact Agent To Unlock Photos And Location Of Property
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Purchasing a property is set to become an even more difficult and frustrating experience for the
Northland Shopping Centre Really Having A Rough Trot The Poor Buggers
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A popular shopping centre in a seemingly normal middle class Melbourne suburb has really been copping
Rise Of Rampant Fascism Worldwide Gives Bloke An Excuse To Revisit The Classics
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT THEY’RE TRYNA BUILD A PRISON, FOR YOU AND ME TO LIVE IN! If there’s
Big Tino To Spend The Next Fortnight Fantasising About Causing Grievous Bodily Harm To Liam Martin
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The explosive second match of the State Of Origin has resuscitated the 2025 series, with Queensland