West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT It’s fairly well known the dating pool can be rather dire these days, so single
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Victorian With Coronavirus Last Seen Kayaking Towards North Sentinel Islands
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Yet another upper-middle-class Melbournese man as broken their state-mandated quarantine today
Local Pescatarian Cuts To The Chase And Just Eats All The Microplastics In Exfoliating Scrub
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a somewhat odd story from Betoota Heights this morning, a young lady named Alsion Lee
20-Year-Old Complaining About Cyclists Accused Of Appropriating Boomer Culture
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With the advent of things like ‘OK Boomer’ separating the younger and older generations more than
Diversity In The Media, An Inquiry Into Aged Care & A Local Woman’s Near Death Experience – August 18
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Now That G-Star Has Folded, Where Will The Most Violent Bloke In The Pub Get His Jeans?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of our town’s most violent people will now have to find somewhere
Karl Cranks Up The Serbian Alphabet On His Twitter Bio Following Media Diversity Report
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT TV host Karl Stefanovic has sent shots back today at a landmark study of Australia’s
World Somehow Shocked New Zealand Got Complacent And Choked At The Final Hurdle
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New Zealand all but crushed the Pangolin’s Kiss in recent months, only for
Inquiry Finds Elderly Would Receive Better Aged Care If They Went Mad And Tried To Shoot Cops
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Federal Government acted with “self-congratulation” and “hubris” by not learning lessons and not preparing
‘This Is It’ Says Woman With Random Stabbing Pain In Chest After Eating Falafel Wrap In 4 Minutes
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A local woman has experienced the shock of her life today, after eating a falafel wrap
COVIDsafe Marshal Curses This Virus After Another Bus Full Of Boomers Need Help With QR Code
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local pub employee has given this damn virus a bloody spray over the weekend after
Report: No One Wants To Run At You Cuz
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The news every rugby league fan, regardless of club, has been waiting for was all but
Sunrise Defends Diversity Criticisms Telling Audiences Cash Cow Is “Half-Angus”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The hivemind behind Channel Seven’s breakfast television show, Sunrise, has defended accusations that