West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT It’s fairly well known the dating pool can be rather dire these days, so single
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Noble Uni Students Grab A 4 Litre Fruity Lexia To Support Winemakers Affected By Chinese Tariffs
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Some local university students have been applauded for a touching display of solidarity with our nation’
Manu Confronted By Pete Evans’ Private Militia After Traveling Up Tweed River To See Him
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Chef Manu Feildel has travelled up the Tweed River to visit his old friend
Report Finds That Paul Murray Tells More Lies To Boomers Than Firepower Fuel-Saver Pills
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new report by a media advocacy aimed protecting Baby Boomers from fake news has found
ScoMo Informs Illuminati That Phase 1 Of Bill Gates’ Masterplan Is Complete In Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister travelling to San Fransisco overnight to inform the Illuminati that Phase
COVID-19 Vaccine To Be Infused Into Gluten-Free Goods To Win Over Northern Rivers Skeptics
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Scott Morrison has today announced a bold new plan to broaden the appeal of the future
A Victorian Missionary, Tasmania’s Border Closure & A Local Man Hits Out At Cancel Culture – August 19
Victoria, Tasmania and Cancel Culture – Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey run through another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
America’s White Boys Urged To Calm Down And Make More Music Like Justin Timberlake’s 2002 Debut Solo Album ‘Justified’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Today marked the beginning of the Democratic convention, which will ultimately end with the commencement of
Wife Instantly Drops The Topic And Cheers Up After Being Informed That She’s Overreacting
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A tense moment was carefully defused last night after a small-scale argument broke out over
Bloke Who Put His Back Out Helping His Mum Move A Couch Says Sonny Bill Was Always Overrated
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local armchair rugby league expert, Mica ‘Bretho’ Bretherington (24) says he’s getting a bit sick
David Walsh To Get Back On The Ponies After Tassie Announces It Will Stay Closed Till December
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from the Apple Aisle this afternoon, David Walsh is getting ready to clean
Man Given Choice Between Watching The Masked Singer Or Microwaving His Brain Chooses To Microwave His Brain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man is in a critical condition at Royal Betoota Base Hospital
Man Who Never Has And Never Will Face Consequences For Actions Terrified Of ‘Cancel Culture’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A fading intellectual who once used to smoke pot and listen to TISM, while discussing a