West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT It’s fairly well known the dating pool can be rather dire these days, so single
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60 Minutes Under Fire, Scotty Makes A Special Curry and Coles’ Touching Tribute To Their Employees – August 25
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey run through another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Australian Basketball Courts Swamped After Luka Dončić Inspires Nation’s Bitch Ass White Boys
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As we go to print this evening, the nation’s Basketball courts are reportedly overrun by
Local Toddler Enters “Uh Oh” Phase
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Parents of local toddler, Millie Barlow (78 weeks), have revealed to The Betoota Advocate that their
Now That Channel 9 Has Axed The Ellen Show, How Will Our Uni Students Know When It’s Midday?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Channel Nine has decided to pull the pin on the Ellen Show from today,
Local Anti-Mask Activist Gets Serious And Removes The Air Filter From Her 1987 Corolla
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT After being shocked by the response of the small but vocal anti-mask brigade to the
Liberals Tell 60 Minutes To Go Back To Covering Stories Like Bert Newton’s Weight Loss Journey
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party has turned broadside to the Nine Network this morning and fired
Minimum Wage Coles Employee Thanked For Essential Service On Front Line With Cool Badge
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a touching story from Betoota Heights, a local Coles employee has received a lovely gift
Scotty From Marketing Whips Up A Zesty Sri Lankan Curry From Cook Book Left Behind In Biloela
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison has once again taken to social media this week to advocate
Filming A Full Scale TV Show In The Middle Of A Stage 4 Lockdown Found To Be Rather Risky
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Channel 10 are today learning lessons after exposing a number of ‘essential workers’ to COVID-19
Barnaby Rubberstamps Purchase Of Angus Taylor’s 2002 Toyota Hilux For $1.9m
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Taxpayers around the country stand to benefit, says Barnaby Joyce, after the Member for
Trans Tasman Relations, A Panicked Local Dad & The NRL’s Big Statement – August 24
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another week in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Local Woman Fucks Up Rare Restaurant Outing and Orders Something Easily Made At Home
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact A rare pandemic-era visit to a restaurant was absolutely cocked up earlier today as diner