West End Bachelor Makes Sure To Bring Up That He Was At A Gay Wedding Recently
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT It’s fairly well known the dating pool can be rather dire these days, so single
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NSW Government Apologise For Ordering Indonesian-Made COVID Swabs Too Big For Human Nostrils
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The NSW Government has Ibis-egg on their face again after ordering Indonesian-made COVID testing
Jeff Horn vs Tim Tszyu Fight Marks Townsville’s First Tattoo-Free Punch On Since 1943
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The good people of Townsville say they are still unsure whether or not any of these
Class Actions, Uranium & North Korea – August 26
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Andrew Hastie Still Keeping Eye On Gladys Liu Like It’s The Start Of A Matthew Reilly Novel
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deep in the bowels of our democracy’s highest temple is a man who
“Borders Shouldn’t Be A Political Tool” Says Bloke Who Locks Up Toddlers To Impress Rednecks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bloke whose entire political career has been based around detaining desperate asylum seekers and refugees
Health Experts Praise Albanese For Strict Social Distancing After 4 Months Of Self-Isolation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Medical Experts have today taken a moment to praise Federal Labor Leader Anthony Albanese for his
Usain Bolt Finally Agrees To Take A Test
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT World-record sprinter and Usain Bolt has tested positive for the coronavirus and is in self-
World Health Organisation Informs Putin That Syringe Full Of Smirnoff Vodka Is Not A Vaccine
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact The eagerly awaited Russian COVID-19 Vaccine unveiled by Russian leader Vladimir Putin is being
Kim Jong-Un Appears In North Korean State Media Video To Debunk Any Rumours About His Health
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un has appeared on the hermit kingdom’s state
Free Market Anti-Regulation Government Suspiciously Keen On Regulating Class Actions
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government is today trying it’s best to avoid questions as to why it’
State Government Behind Ruby Princess, Asbestos Ferries, SFS Keen To Start Digging Up Uranium
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The same NSW Government that just ordered a fleet of Indonesian made asbestos-riddled ferries that
Archbishop Leading Boycott Of Vaccine Plans To Pray The Corona Away If He Catches It
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Anglican Archbishop of Sydney, Glenn Davis, has explained to the media this morning