Chris Minns Thanks Angus Taylor For Distracting The News Cycle
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The NSW Premier has today taken some time to thank an unlikely ally. State Labor leader
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American Realising Why He Has To Sell His Car To Pay For Broken Arm
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Ohio man is in a state of euphoria after finally uncovering why he had to
Sydney Developers Refuse To Let The Blue Mountains Get In The Way Of Beautiful Urban Sprawl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Sydney’s ravenous property developers say they will not let something as trivial as the Blue
Sheep Grazier’s Warning Forces Local Farmer To Get In His Ute, Drive Out To His Freshly-Shorn Wethers And Say “Fuck It, You’ll Be Right Won’t Ya?”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A formal weather alert from the Bureau of Meteorology (BoM) has once again prompted swift and
Local Moron Actually Tells Doctor How Many Drinks He Has Every Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local silly duffer has done it again, it can be confirmed. Local aspiring army reservist
Woman Down On Her Arse Financially Lets Out Groan After Being Invited To A Set Menu Birthday Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A woman who’s been struggling to keep on top of her bills has set out
Netanyahu Government Disputes Claims That They Are The Joe Pesci Of The Middle East
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As US President Donald Trump pushes for a ceasefire between Iran and Israel, the world watches
New Fridge Asks To Be Connected To The Internet For Some Godless Fucking Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man is seemingly at odds with his new refrigerator this morning after it asked
MAGA Bro’s Bone Spurs Really Flaring Up This Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of New York’s most fortunate sons has today spoke to The Advocate about his
Nation That Jails Citizens For Seeking Basic Reproductive Healthcare Vows To Liberate The Women Of Iran
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | CONTACT As the US begins military strikes on the 92 million people of Iran, questions are
Australian Physios Prepare For A Spike In Business Ahead Of Back-To-Back AC/DC And Metallica Tours
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT Aussie rock legends AC/DC have just announced they’ll be touring their homeland for the
Local Dad Buys A Leaf Blower For No Reason Other Than To Escalate Already Tense Relationship With Fuckwit Neighbour
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights father of 3 is rapidly escalating a regional conflict today. Henry Brayshaw
Foreign Minister Says Of Course We Support Israel And America Bombing Iran, Before Turning Her Attention Back To Australians Falling Off Scooters In Bali
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Foreign Minister Penny Wong has insisted the government is very clear in its support for Israel