Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
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“Who Gives A Fuck About America!” Says Australian Bloke Still Young Enough To Be Conscripted
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 28-year-old Australian bloke has today dismissed the seriousness of the 2020 Presidential Election,
ScoMo Gets Up On The Cup, Kevin Rudd Kills A Horse & An Inner City Animal Activist – November 4
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey run through another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Hot Mess Gladys Carries Her Heels For 5 Kilometres After Uber App Crashes At Randwick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The first Tuesday in November is coming to a close for most people around the country,
“Oh Was Melbourne Cup On Today?” Asks Peter V’landys From The 19th At Wollongong Golf Club
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just over 24 hours before State Of Origin Game 1 seals itself as one of the
Pop Of Champagne Cork Results In Automatic Wooing From Nearby Females
INGRID DOULTON | Fashion | CONTACT A recent report by the Victorian Racing Board has found that people are unable to be
Herald Sun Reports That ‘Anthony Van Dyck’ Was Tripped By Kevin Rudd Before Being Euthanised
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a year of reprieve from the tragedy of trackside euthanasia in The Race That Stops
Scotty Addresses National Desire For Federal ICAC By Saying He Had $25 On Twilight Payment
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister today has acknowledged that almost four in five Australians want a
ScoMo Accidentally Puts His Melbourne Cup Money Into The Smokes Machine
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT “Fuck!” Those were the words coming out of Scott Morrison’s mouth after he left a
Former Jockey Of Black Caviar Unfortunately Put Down After Tragic Fall In Race One
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Jockey Luke Nolen has met the end of his career behind the plastic tarp today. The
Owner Of Puppy-Farmed Labrador Living In One Bedroom Inner-City Apartment Says Nup To The Cup
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Brunswick woman has today made sure to let all of the people in her echo-
Girlfriends Of Hot Mess Gladys Grow Concerned About Pace She’s Setting At Champagne Breakfast
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pubs and offices around the country are all set for the 2020 Melbourne Cup at Flemington
Melburnians Get Yet Another Public Holiday After Having 112-Days Off Straight
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The wins keep on rolling for the people of Melbourne today as they enjoy