Local Girl Spends Sunday Night Calculating How Much She Spent On Beating Hangover
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Head noise is blaring in the mind of a local girl this evening as
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The US Election & Origin – November 5
Wendell Hussey runs through another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
NSW Are Still On Top Here Explains Gus
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Blues are on top here, Gus Gould has just revealed. This comes after 80 minutes
Entire Maroons Team Feared To Have Contracted Covid-19 Reveals Wayne Bennett
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some devastating news for the Queensland State of Origin team, there are fears the entire
“Oh It’s Awful What’s Happening Over There” Says Mum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights mother has told her 7-year-old German Shepheard this afternoon
Trump Appears To Take Close Election Result Quite Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The current President of the United States appears to be taking the election numbers quite well,
John McCain Fucks Donald Trump From The Grave In Arizona
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Trump and Joe Biden notched their first major victories of election night as news publications
Bad News For Trump In Detroit After Man Famous For Rapping About Killing Women Endorses Biden
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Trump campaign are ready to cut their losses in Michigan at any many, after a
Only Mate In The Group Who Reads The News Tasked With Explaining The Importance Of Ohio
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The smartest man in a local group chat has had dozens of questions fired
Bloke Who Loaded Up On Twilight Payment Really Likes Those Odds On Alabama Swinging To Biden
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local punter is refusing to rest on his laurels it can be confirmed. Following a
“Seems The Polls Might Have Been Wrong” Says ABC Panelists For 204th Election In A Row
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ABC panelists covering the US Presidential Election are today rattled by the unprecedented result in
Putin Hosts Election Party At Kremlin Complete With Revolting American Food And Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Russian President and self-confessed US political junkie Vladamir Putin is hosting an election
Report: Florida Swinging Like A Dick In Trackies
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the results from the US election begin to flow in from the Eastern states of