RBA Confirm Only Another 100,000 People Need To Lose Their Jobs For Rates To Stay On Hold For A While
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Reserve Bank of Australia has today offered up some clarity on a major issue. Governor
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Creepy Old Man At Shops Really Going Hard With Prolonged Eye Contact And Heavy Breathing
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As she sits in her local Westfields food court munching on a crispy chicken baguette, local
Local Tabby Rejects Offer Of Open Door Despite Meowing For Ten Minutes To Be Let Inside
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Sundays or ‘gremlin days’ are an opportunity for local woman Emily Gordon to spend hours in
Police Searching For Blurry Man
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact A suspected man is on the run after a break-in at the iconic Betoota
PM And Treasurer Practice Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine Ahead Of Next Negotiations With Facebook
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Swinging around a copy of the Yellow Pages they had incase Google really did fuck off
Weekly News Bulletin – Scotty’s Lucky Day, Melbourne African Gangs Transform, Brutal Double Bounce & More – February 19
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth in downtown Betoota.
Rugby Fans In A State Of Shock And Confusion After Seeing Their Game Actually Being Promoted
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Fans of the game they purportedly play in heaven are currently in a state of disbelief,
“Mark Zuckerberg Is An Out-Of-Touch Rich CEO,” Says Bloke Who’s Worth $300m For Some Reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Home Affairs Minister has criticised Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg for being an out-
Scotty From Marketing Claims He Didn’t Know His Party Even Employed Females In The First Place
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Prime Minister continues to fave questions over whether a “don’t ask, don’t tell’
Kinda Famous Ex-NRL Player Visits Town For 15 Minutes To Officially Open A New Bunnings Warehouse
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The opening of the new Betoota Heights Bunnings was met with great fanfare today, as former
Bro Who Fucking Cares About The News, Laughs Man Whose Grand Parents Fled Europe In 1940s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man by the name of Thomas Kowalczyk has today revealed to The Advocate that
Report: Maybe You Should Have A Spoonful Of Cement And Harden The Fuck Up, Linda
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Defence Minister Linda Reynolds broke down in the Senate yesterday and asked the
Giant Multinational Tech Company Surprisingly Holding Strong Against Remote Island
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the nation wakes to another sunny Friday, it can be confirmed that Facebook is still