Mushroom Murderer Appeals Sentence Just As Local Man Was Keen To Give Beef Wellington Another Whirl
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Like the rest of Australia, local Betoota man Craig Gorman (60) had waited an appropriate amount
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PM Descends Into A Full Blown Jolly Swagman To Distract From New Allegations Against Staffer
Yesterday it was an Australian flag mask and a womens hockey jersey with ‘SCOMO’ written across the back of it.
‘Day Dreaming’ Apprentice Actually Just Fantasising About King-Hitting Builder’s Foreman Son
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A ‘useless’ teenage apprentice has today been roused on once again at a Betoota Ponds construction
Aunty Gets Some Likes, Stressful Cab Ride, & Calls For New Tennis Umpire – February 22
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off the week in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Reality Dawns On Inner-City Leftie That Some Of His Mates Might Actually Be A Bit Conservative
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A self-described moral arbiter from the French Quarter has spoken today of his
Scotty Hits Out At Media For Making Him, The Victim, Feel Like He Brought This Upon Himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing has today hit out at Australia’s culture of victim-
Victoria Take Break From Booing Aboriginal AFL Stars To Focus On Booing Public Health Efforts
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians have once again proven to the world that they are the most culturally frustrated population
Ep 148: The Rubens
Western Sydney’s greatest rock music export, The Rubens join the Betoota Advocate podcast this week. Sam and Elliot talk
Dutton Encourages Aussies To Get Their News From Bubbling Cauldron Like He Does
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In case your old mate from uni who wears a Ramones shirt that matches his dog’
Frydenberg Changes Zoom Background To Bowser’s Castle To Intimidate Zuckerberg
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Tech giant Mike Zuckerberg had the carpet pulled out from under him for a change as
Photo Of Aunty Joyce’s Slice Finally Getting The Attention It Deserves On Uncluttered Newsfeed
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT According to the currently banned news collectives, the stand-off between a tech giant and a
Woman Texting Crush Craftily Leaves Late Night Reply In The Chamber Ready To Fire Off Tomorrow
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT The art of flirting is a dirty game, and local woman Leslie Phillips is finding herself
Creepy Old Man At Shops Really Going Hard With Prolonged Eye Contact And Heavy Breathing
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT As she sits in her local Westfields food court munching on a crispy chicken baguette, local