Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Proposed Royal Summit, Porter The Prankster & Cameron Smith Tricks Australia – March 11
Clancy Overell and Errol Parker kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Melbourne’s AAMI Park Unveils Bizarre Statue Of Sméagol From Lord Of The Rings
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Victorians are today demanding answers from the operators of Melbourne Sports and Entertainment Precinct, after the
This Week’s Pitch On Gruen Challenges Teams To Market A Porter Apologist To Rural Queenslanders
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Two advertising agencies from some city will be pitted against each other this week
Cameron Smith Expects Nation To Honestly Believe He’s Not Gonna Pull A 2001 Alfie Langer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PULLIN AN ALFIE: Rugby league legend Cameron Smith has today announced his retirement the only job
Paid Leave Porter Pisses His Pants With Laughter While Relentlessly Prank Calling Triple Zero
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As his whispy beard grows bigger, the Attorney General Christian Porter is finding more and more
Queen Suggests A Family Catch Up In Paris So Harry And Meg Can Discuss Their Issues In Person
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The figurehead of the British Royal Family has today officially commented on Harry and Meghan’s
Report: Mate, As If You Ever Had A Chance With Meghan You Big Fat Creepy Old Loser
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT British TV host and famous sook, Piers Morgan has today spat the dummy after being unable
Report: Mate, As If You Ever Had A Chance With Meghan You Big Fat Creepy Old Loser
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT British TV host and famous sook, Piers Morgan has today spat the dummy after being unable
Prince Charles Baffled By Soft Cock Son Choosing To Support Wife And Not Leave Her For Dead
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As The British Royal Family continues to descend into one of those public tabloid meltdowns that
Royals Strike Back, Porter Feeds Parrots & Our Premier Blasts The Government – March 10
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
“…So Basically Now We Are Left With Nothing But A Multimillion Dollar Netflix Deal And Heaps Of Nice Clothes”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Duke and Duchess Sussex are now staring down the barrel of a life of hard
Man’s Niche Interests That Once Made Him Attractive Have Now Made Him An Annoying Boyfriend
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact It started with a simple question. “What should we do for Easter?” And everything began