Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Scotty Brought To Tears After Imagining That Desk Belonging To Jenny
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing has today been brought to tears by some of the
Sydney Man Selflessly Endures 2-Hour Sit-Down Shower To Do His Part To Fight Rising Dam Levels
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sydney is once again dealing with a rain bomb, which is causing issues for
Owner Of An Over-Insured VE Commodore With Fucked Timing Chains Accidentally Drives Into Floodwater
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The owner of one of the nation’s only comprehensively-insured VE Commodore Omegas
PM Reassures Nation Things Are Totally Under Control By Firing Shots At His Murdoch Allies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the allegations of severe sexual assault and harassment from Liberal Party ministers and staffers continue
Sky News Dad Says It’s Increasingly Hard To Defend Gov And Maintain Respect Of Friends And Family
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights handbag told this ‘left-leaning’ newspaper this morning that he’s
DAILY BULLETIN: An Excited PM, Big Fella’s Internal Monologue & Frantic Revisions For Sports Channels
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Stressed Out Young Mother Just Waiting For Tracy Grimshaw To Tell Her Red Wine Is Healthy Again
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT A frazzled young mother of three children under the age of 6 will again be checking
“How The Fuck Did I End Up Sitting Here With These Fucken Morons?” Frydenberg Wonders To Self
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Morrison government is getting it from all angles this week, as both the media and
Fox Sports And Nine Quietly Get To Work Editing Out Certain Clips From Origin Highlights Reels
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some breaking news, both Channel 9 and Fox Sports have told their archivers and video
PM’s Pupils Dilate As He Thinks About All The Glorious Photo Opps He’ll Get Out Of NSW Floods
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As things finally began to settle down in the Mid-North Coast of New South Wales,
“How Can We Soften Our Public Image?” Asks Gov That Deports Disabled Australian-Born Children
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government is looking to improve it’s public image this week after
Paid Leave Porter Smiles With Glee As He Fires Up The Mower At 7am On A Sunday Morning
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The off work Attorney General has reportedly caused a bit of a scene over the weekend.