Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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Paid Leave Porter To Take His Dismissal As AG To The Fair Work Commission He Tried To Destroy
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In further developments to the controversy surrounding Christian Porter’s alleged rape scandal, the Prime Minister
Crocodile Tears On The Airwaves, Albo Pipes Up & A Local Thirst Trap Misfires – March 25
Clancy Overell and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Budgy Smuggler Booth.
Travel Ban Lifted On New Zealand To Help Stimulate The Stalling Sydney Property Market
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact House prices in Sydney are in dire need of a kickstart as the market
Instagram Thirst Trap Met With Quick-Fire Responses From Every Idiot Except Intended Target
EFFIE BATEMAN | CULTURE | CONTACT Practicing her poses as she flips to her favourite ‘Cali girl’ Instagram filter, local woman Hannah
Albo Asks Journalists Politely If He Can Have One More Go At Nailing His Zinger Soundbite
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Opposition Leader had three goes at getting a zinger soundbite sounding right this
Local Publican Makes The Mistake Of Allowing An Underground Aussie Hip Hop Event In His Venue
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local publican Blayne Carter (45) has this week decided that selling $5,000 worth of Woodstock
Scotty From NIDA Goes On Ray Hadley To Learn The Proper Art Of Crocodile Tears
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has gone on Ray Hadley’s show on 2GB this morning
Craig Kelly Surprised To Discover He Is Also On Mental Health Leave
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Liberal MP and Conspiracy Theory Connoisseur Craig Kelly has been shocked to find out that he
NewsCorp Makes History By Holding Scotty Accountable For Telling Blatant Lies To The Public
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a weird turn of events last night, it appears that the Prime Minister of Australia
PM In Tears, Sydney-Sider Does His Bit & Insurance Fraud Allegations – March 24
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from downtown Betoota.
National Party Hopes The Once In A Century Floods Drown Out The Once In A Century Mice Plague
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As their counterparts deal with the fallout from the nation demanding some form of accountability for
Nation’s Superhero Sign Language Translators Summoned By State Premiers As Floodwaters Rise
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The torrential rain currently battering Australia’s eastern coastline is verging on sign-language-levels of