Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
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PM Overhauls Jab Roll-Out, Entire Nation To Receive Dose By The Time Eels Win A Premiership
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Entire Crew Of Road Workers Trying Their Best To Not Discuss Thrilling Final Episodes Of MAFS
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the 2021 season of Married At First Sight reaches it’s finals fever pitch, thousands
PM Announces His Mate Paul From Woolies Is The New Australia Post CEO
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Bloke has made it public today that a bloke who looks just
WA Liberals Set A Standard For Gender Equality By Having A Female MP In One Of Their Two Seats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the Morrison government attempts to hijack the news cycle by over-commemorating the death of
Couriers Finally Get Round To Delivering That Facemask Ordered In July
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Things are looking up as Australian Covid-19 numbers decline and delivery company CouriersPlease finally getting
A Big Monopoly Update, A Missing Package Finally Arrives And The Property Market In Betoota – April 12
Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Voice Note Instead Of Message Suggests Goss Must Be Pretty Good
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Waking up to a series of voice notes from her best friend Tracey, local woman Natasha
Victoria Police Investigate Reports Of A Bendigo Man Getting Married In Portsea
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Portsea residents are today being told to be wary of a man who may be asking
“All Modern Music Sounds The Same” Says Bloke Who Can Tell The Difference Between AC/DC Songs
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Although no one is sure how it happened, someone let uncle of 12 and fulltime Gen
Local Girl Meeting Boyfriend’s Mates For First Time Realises She Chose Least Attractive One
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Aside from meeting the parents, the one big pivotal moment for a burgeoning relationship is meeting
Tony Abbott Takes Paid Leave From Unemployment After Death Of His Most Important Constituent
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Prime Minister turned unemployable baby boomer, Tony Abbott, has today announced that he will be
Yosemite Sam Spare Tyre Cover Warns RAV4 Driver Is Not To Be Fucked With
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In a dire warning to her fellow motorists, School Admin Assistant Diane Petrov, 47, has taken