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Sports

Report: Papalii’s Mullet Really Starting To Find Some Form Heading Into Round 6

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT This weekend Josh “The Logan Wrecking Ball” Papalii will notch up 225 games for the Canberra,

The Nation

[Redacted By Legal] Says He’s Going To [Redacted By Legal] Journalists Over [Redacted By Legal]

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local [redacted by legal] has explained to our reporters that they can’t

Politics

Scotty Claims He Sent Christine An Apology Via Post And It Should Get There In 10-14 Working Days

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The under fire Prime Minister has once again brushed off calls to publicly apologise to former

Podcasts

PC Police Fire Up Again, Aus Post Scandal Rolls On & Local Woman Kills Dolphin – April 14

Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio.

The Nation

Left With No Other Option, Rich Person’s Kid Goes To Design School

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some in our town say French Quarter mid-tier design school, École Pour Les

The Nation

NSW Labor Criticised By Surry Hills Branch For Running Blue Collar Worker In Blue Collar Seat

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Party’s all powerful Surry Hills branch has today put their foot down, after

Local News

Generous Woman Lets Plastic Bag Blow Away To Feed The Local Dolphins

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A stressed young lawyer has today decided to feed our local freshwater Dolphin population. Bethany Williams

The Nation

PM Responds To Christine Holgate: “You’d Think I Pissed On The Rug The Way She’s Carrying On”

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Bloke Scotty Morrison invited reporters into his Parliamentary man cave this morning

The Nation

PC Madness? Aussie School Teachers Banned From Using Terms Like ‘Shit For Brains Little Cunt’

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In the most recent manufactured outrage, NewsCorp and Channel 7 are today working tirelessly to bang

The Nation

Cold Snap Has Come Through, Confirms Wife

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local Betoota Heights wife has confirmed to The Advocate today that the cold snap has

The Nation

New Byron Themed Reality Show Just A Bunch Of Blow-Ins Arguing Over Who Ruined Byron Bay

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s weeping wound is subject of a new reality television show where

Local News

Next Customer In Line Gives A Sympathetic Nod After Cashier Cops An Earful From Karen

EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT There’s nothing that unites people more than a shared hatred of what just might be