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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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Colleague Doing Crossfit Produces Absolutely Woeful Looking Lunch
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Betoota Grove hospital supplies manager Kerri Colby (41) is known amongst her colleagues as The Meme
Denzel To Star In New Revoltingly Violent Movie He’s Clearly Not That Emotionally Attached To
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some exciting news for middle aged dads right around the world, Denzel Washington is back…
PM: “I’m Making A Captain’s Call To Backflip On This Incredibly Unpopular Policy That Was My Idea”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has backflipped on his government’s travel ban with India, telling
DAILY: Local Woman Reaches Miranda Years, Michael Slater Goes Full Taxi Driver & A Panicked Albo – May 7
Errol Parker and Clancey Overell kick off another day in news, live from the Desert Rock FM studio
Big Pharma Feeling Persecuted By Calls To Make Life-Saving Treatments Accessible To The Poor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The worlds giant pharmaceutical companies have today expressed outrage at calls for mammoth profits to be
Jarryd Hayne To Now Focus On Chasing Lifelong Dream Of Playing Touch Footy In Long Bay
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports Editor | CONTACT Parramatta Eels star Jarryd Hayne has today sensationally quit free society today to chase his
Local Woman Reaches That Age Where She Pretends That She’s Always Related Most To ‘Miranda’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Betoota Grove corporate conveyancy lawyer, Harriet Marlo has today turned 33, which means she is now
“Bloody Hell, Didn’t See That One Coming,” Says PM After China Cuts All Diplomatic Ties With Australia
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Prime Minister has told reporters today he was completely blind-sided by China’
Nation That Has 9 Cities With More Residents Than NSW Surprisingly Not Reliant On Our Business
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT GREAT NEWS FOR EXPORTERS! In some pretty ordinary news for anyone whose livelihood relies on China
Boomer Discovers They Can Buy Whitegoods Online And Don’t Have To Get Ripped Off At Harvey Norman
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After years of being fleeced each time their toaster packs it in, a breeding
Sydney Outbreak Unfortunately Linked To Caucasian US Strain, Fails To Justify India Flight Ban
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty From Marketing has let out a mighty sigh this morning after NSW contact
“You Talking To Me?” Says Michael Slater To Government In Latest Anti-Politician Rant
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact One of the nation’s greatest openers was sporting a new haircut this morning