Watch Out! Don't Step On The Government's New 'AdStop' Regime!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The government's pathetic gambling reforms look set to pass through Parliament this
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Modern Day Socrates Drops Some Of That Fire Philosophical Theory At 6AM Mark During Kick Ons
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A large group of partygoers have unknowingly entered a space in kickons time continuum known as
Land Speed Record Broken By R32 Skyline Facing Orange Light
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The Land Speed Record has again been set in Australia, marking the first time a successful
Lara Bingle To Front New ‘What The Bloody Hell Are Ya Doing?’ Consent Video
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT Following the stunned reaction generated by it’s milkshake consent video, the Federal Government is having
Cheese Toastie To Solve World’s Problems For Next 5-10 Minutes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Good news for lovers of peace and harmony as a rapidly heating sandwich press suggests that
Aunty Jackie Going Real Hard With The Purple
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 60-something member of the extended family is almost 90% purple, it has been confirmed.
Idiot Man Fills Up On Cheese And Biccies Before Dinner – Again
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A torn slice of Bega cheese on a Jatz bickie is one of the most explosive
Single Mate Caught Out Trying To Wear Trendy New Clothes
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bachelor has today been busted trying out hip new clothes, as part of a
Brisbane Dad Messages His Kids In Byron To Warn Of Active Cases 1000km South Of Them
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In the latest tale of survival, Brisbane dad Ian Grey has sent an urgent message to
Bill Gates Does His Arse On The Keno
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Tech billionaire Bill Gates has reportedly lost his entire fortune playing Keno at a
WEEKLY: NSW’s One Wish, Australia’s New Immigration Policy, Land Cruisers Take To Rocky & More – May 7
Clancy Overell, Errol Parker and Wendell Hussey wrap up all the biggest stories from the week – live from the Desert Rock FM studio in downtown Betoota.
Dan Andrews Vows To Get His Revenge On Scotty Once He Gets Out Of His Iron Lung
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact On-leave Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews has spoken today from the iron lung he’
Report: Datitt Brahhhhh
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The unpredictability of the 2021 NRL Season has been taken to a new level overnight, as