Cricket Fan Graciously Sums Up Bangladeshi Test Victory As Being Good For The Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Darwin man high on mid-strength Jim Beam cans has told this week
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“How Dare They Call It The Sydney Strain!” Says Sydney Government Responsible For Sydney Strain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people who run the government in Sydney are upset that people from other
Melbourne Cafe Owner Tells Wholesale Supplier To Just Dump Delivery In The Bins Out The Back
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In the wake of the latest Melbourne lockdown, Francesca Diavola has confirmed she is managing her
Grandpa Kev Rushes To Flip Burning Snags On BBQ After Scotty Goes Inside To Get Another Beer
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT WHERE’S HE GONE? Former PM Kevin Rudd has had to intervene to prevent a full-
New Lockdown Disaster Payments Only For People Having A Go, Not The Bludgers On Centrelink
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Federal Government has announced new middle class welfare payments to people who don’
PM Now At Point Where Talking About Shitting Himself Is Better Than Talking About Jab Roll-Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT POO IN MY PANTS BAHAHA! Scotty From Marketing has descended to new lows in an effort
Glorious Sound Of Dirt Rattling Up Vacuum Tube Dispels Theory That This Thing’s Fucken Broken
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT If there’s any chore local bloke Ryan Mckenzie doesn’t mind too much, it’s
Grampa Kev Forced To Pick Kids Up From School While Scotty Blows His Pay Cheque On The Pokies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In letter obtained by the ABC today, it can be revealed that former Prime Minister Kevin
Dan Andrews Breaks Into Soulful Rendition Of Montell Jordan’s ‘This Is How We Do It’ Before Announcing Another Lockdown
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Melbourne are going back into lockdown, it has been confirmed by the Victorian
“There Was A Mistake And So What? It Happened, Move On,” Brad Hazzard Tells People Of Melbourne
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The residents of Melbourne are not amused today as the Victorian Government looks to
Closeted Avengers Fan Wondering If She’s Met The One After Party Guest Drops Niche Marvel Joke
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights woman is today wondering if maybe the man of her dreams really is
Third-Grade Prop Reckons He’s As Puffed As The Woman On The Spicy Cough Ad By The First Scrum
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A rugby stalwart from our town’s Heights district reckons this cough going around
“Now This Is The Trick To Breaking Up Ice Scotty” Says Grampa Kev As He Takes Over Esky Duties
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In letter obtained by the ABC today, it can be revealed that former Prime Minister Kevin