One Nation To Let Struggling Australians Access Super Early, Kids To Be Allowed Ice Cream For Breakfast
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The party demanding to be in charge of the country after the next election, has once
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“Do Ya Have Any Real Beer? What’s This Craft Shift?” Scowls Grandpa Kev While Watching Broncos
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s former Prime Minister, Grandpa Kev has had to once again intervene today, after being
Improved Foolproof Design Thwarted By Improved Fool
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT When local DIY hack Evan Harlett needs to turn a piece of wood into a much
Group Of Straight Blokes Get Their Kit Off After Climbing Mountain Together For Some Reason
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A group of straight blokes has today raised some eyebrows, after unanimously deciding a hike up
Report: Mum Needs To Sit Down And Have Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT A mum has tonight thwarted all attempts to enjoy dinner, despite multiple family members urging her
Scotty Peeks Out Window As Grandpa Kev Goes Next Door To Tell Neighbours To Turn Music Down
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Scotty From Marketing has once again been alpha’d by Kevin Rudd, after the retired former
Online Bookies Rejoice As Gladys Orders Sydney Tradies To Park Up On The Couch For 2 Weeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s some good news for online bookmakers and specialist horticulturists in the Sydney area today,
Mice Plague Trapped In Regional Areas After Being Priced Out Of Suburban Real Estate
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT The relentless march of the mouse plague devastating regional towns has been stopped in it’s
New Low Reached As Local Woman Hides Instagram Story From Every Person Except Crush
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE| CONTACT Staring at herself in the mirror, local woman Jescinta Reynolds shakes her head with disappointment. She
John Barilaro Launches Defamation Suit Against Cop Who Fined His Daughter For Breaching Lockdown
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Deputy Premier of NSW is wasting little time between defamation suits, launching some fresh legal
Locked Down Mildura Man Reminds Dan That What Happened In Haiti Can Happen In Melbourne
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The whole of Victoria is back in lockdown which means places like Mildura, where
Grandpa Kev Takes The Wheel After Watching Scotty Make A Goose Of Himself At The Boat Ramp
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Grandpa Kev has just averted a major motoring/maritime disaster this afternoon, it can be confirmed.
“How Dare They Call It The Sydney Strain!” Says Sydney Government Responsible For Sydney Strain
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The people who run the government in Sydney are upset that people from other