Aussie TV Feeling Young And Exciting After All The Old Men Place Themselves In Vertical Screen Retirement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Robert Irwin has received wide praise for his exceptional performance as the youngest ever host of
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Local Man Finds Himself Placing Bets On 10m Female Air Rifle Event
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local punter, Greg Waterman (35) has spent the last 12 hours placing wildly unfounded bets on
Ok, Tokyo Was A Good Idea
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some breaking news from the city of Tokyo, it can be confirmed that the Olympics
Fire Breather Stoked To Draw A Decent Crowd For Once
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Fire breathing, and fire twirling is back! That’s according to yesterday’s protests in Sydney
Report: Mum Pushing It A Bit With 3 Tuna Bakes In 3 Months
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An alleged cold war is taking place in Betoota Heights as mum of four Catherine Young
‘Stupid Bogans’ To Blame For Yesterday, Not Lack Of JobKeeper Or Insufficient Supply Of Jabs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT PRIVILEGED TOOTHLESS BOGANS! The Australian media and political classes are relieved this morning, after the extremely
Thousands March To Highlight Understandable Distrust Of PM’s Shithouse Public Health Messages
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT NOT A GOOD LOOK SCOTTY: Thousands of anti-lockdown protesters breached restrictions to march through Sydney’
PM Consults Strawberry Farmworkers For Tips On How To Pull Off A Nationwide Needle Roll-Out
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW: With just less than 3 million people fully immunised, Australia remains at
Report: This Might’ve Gotten Away From Ya Sis
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As the state ventures into their 6th weekend in lockdown, there have been 163 new locally
Woman’s Body Decides Halfway Through Tanning Application Is The Perfect Time For A Number 2
EFFIE BATEMAN | BRISBANE | CONTACT A woman’s body has fallen into a rather unfortunate habit, having pavloved itself into needing
Lego Masters Winner To Receive $100k, Or 6 Lego Sets
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In lighter news, the Australian version of Lego Masters has been renewed for a fourth and
“Ah Shittt… Almost Out Of Battery!” Lies Woman Desperate To Leave Zoom Drinks
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT During the lockdowns of 2020, Zoom hangouts became a popular way to socialise, being a little
Brisbane 2032 Announcement Reignites Rumours Nikki Webster Is Moving To Our School
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some big news for our nation’s educational instituions, Nikki Webster could be moving schools!