"I'm 100% Putting That Shit In My Body" Earth Child Says Of Random Peptide Made In Bathtub

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Some guy that's into different things from the French Quarter, our town's bohemian hell hole, has revealed this week that he buys peptides from the internet and injects them into his tummy.

This comes as a surprise to some in Danny Frisbee's wider social circle, who've had to endure raised eye brows and pursed lips whenever talk circles around to Western medicine and vaccine science.

It's not lost on Danny, he says, the irony of him electing to inject synthetic peptides be purchased on the internet from 'some guy' in Thailand who might just make them in his bathtub. This masthead has elected to believe that is probably the case.

However, Danny explained to our reporter that hastily-prepared vaccines and taylor-made peptides are not the same.

"One was created by globalist lizards that want to trim off the human chaff, the other is made for me by a Chinese shell company in Thailand," he said.

"They discontinued most of those so-called vaccines when they worked out people weren't dumb enough to keep taking them, when we worked out that natural immunity to the boomer remover is actually much more effective than whatever they tried to force us to take,"

"Back to your question, yes, I am 100% putting this shit in my body. I feel much better for it. My muscles are fuller, my beard thicker, my hunger is lower. The synthetic testosterone has helped me win more road rage incidents. Last week, I punched the absolute fuck out of a taxi driver for not letting me in,"

"You should try it."

More to come.

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