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As Disney makes a daring step closer to managing your every action, word and thought, their new streaming service Disney+ has launched in Australia.

Especially excited about this is office administrator Corrine Scott (32) who has already purchased her subscription to the streaming platform she will gladly neglect adult responsibilities to enjoy.

“Aah! All 29 seasons of The Simpsons!” exclaimed Scott, perhaps forgetting that you can disregard about 19 of them.

“And the classic movies. I’m going to watch the remakes first then the originals. Twice.”

Although Scott’s childlike appreciation for animated films is not out of character, it does strike her friends as strange considering she already owns every single one of the films she is excited about on DVD and VHS.

“It’s higher quality though, really makes the racism that much more pronounced.”

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