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Local man Daniel Reid, 29, has today gone into full denial mode after his girlfriend, Sophie, applied a tinted product to his face—one he insists is definitely not makeup.
The ordeal began when Daniel, horrified by the sudden appearance of a pimple on his forehead, turned to Sophie for help. “Just use a bit of this,” she said, handing him a tube of tinted moisturiser. Daniel, desperate for a quick fix, let her dab it on—until he caught sight of himself in the mirror.
“Hang on… is this foundation?” he asked, staring at his newly even complexion in the mirror.
Sophie, who has learned not to explain BB creams to a man, responded calmly. “No babe, it’s just moisturiser. With, like… tinted sunscreen in it.”
Despite loudly insisting he “doesn’t wear makeup,” Daniel has since been spotted applying the product himself before work, claiming it’s “just a little skincare” and absolutely not makeup.
Insiders report he has also begun asking oddly specific questions about concealer and whether “guys can use it too.” Sophie has chosen not to intervene—confident that, in a few weeks, Daniel will be unknowingly contouring his jawline.
More to come.
