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Less than a day after coming to terms on a historic ceasefire deal, the world is once again watching on in dismay.
This comes after it's been revealed that there are as many versions of events regarding the story - as a drunken fight in the middle of a hen's party.
Confusingly, all sides of the conflict have seemed to offer up different accounts of what was agreed, with Lebanon being one of the contested issues.
The inclusion of Lebanon in the ceasefire has already become an issue, with Israel bombing them barely hours after something (which is yet to be clarified) was agreed to.
Iran says Lebanon were apart of the ceasefire deal, while America and Israel say it wasn't.
However, JD Vance has admitted Israel need to 'check themselves,' in what might be an indication that Lebanon probably was included in the deal.
Shockingly though, no one other than the people on the call actually know what the fuck was agreed to, because apparently no one thought about writing it down.
Which is kind of odd given the global economy is on fire and a potential giant and prolonged regional conflict is at stake here.
However, none of us have negotiated ceasefire deals so we probably can't have opinions on seems like the right and wrong thing to do.
More to come.
