"Hey Mate, How Bout You Sort Your Own Shit Out," Says Australia

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The nation of Australia has today issued a stern rebuttal to the President of The United States of America.

Deep into his 5th year of making America great again, Donald Trump has slammed Australia for not helping him out over in the Middle East.

With the Peace President entering the second month of a major war, Trump has fronted the cameras to lash out at just about everyone.

Threatening to end Iran if they don't adhere to his latest deadline, he also attacked Australia and some of its regional allies.

“It’s not just NATO. You know who else didn’t help us? South Korea didn’t help us. You know who else didn’t help us? Australia didn’t help us. You know who else didn’t help us? Japan,” said Trump.

Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has since raised eyebrows and insinuated that it's up to the President to clarify what the issue is.

The rest of the nation (aside from the weird MAGA focused culture wars merchants who spend too much time on the internet) has followed up however, telling Big Don to take a hike.

"Yeah, get fucked mate," said one spokesperson for the nation at the Betoota Park Industrial Estate cafe.

"Sort your own fucking shit out."

"You wanted this war for some reason, which has completely blown up the global economy and fucked me budget."

"And now you want us to fix your bedshit."

"Not interested."

"Change the sheets yourselves."

More to come.