'Hard 75' Success Story Mired By Relentless Ozempic Allegations

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A local bloke who claims to have turned his life around with his own willpower and sweat, has today learnt that his mates aren't good enough blokes to let him have this win.

Cameron Heidelberg has been a renowned larger unit for the best part of his adult life.

Aside from the occasional patch of bachelordom that would see him fluctuate into a more slender frame, Cameron has never really had a problem with carrying a spare tyre on his chassis.

But with the big 30 around the corner, and a girlfriend who is always warning him that his well-marbeled lifestyle puts him at risk of developing plantar fasciitis or diabetes, Cameron has decided to take part in a new health and wellness TikTok trend.

Hard 75 as it is known is 75-day self-discipline program created that requires strict daily adherence to five rules with no exceptions or cheat days.

The five rules are as follows, two 45-minute workouts a day, one of which must be outdoors. No alcohol and intense structured dieting. Drink 1 gallon (3.8 litres) of water each day. Read 10 pages of a non-fiction, educational, or self-improvement book .While also taking daily pictures of your physical progress and sharing them family and friends either on social media or via group chats.

For the full 75 days, Cameron has adhered to all five rules - except for the daily photos.

He says this is because documenting his weightloss journey is for losers, which his mates would agree is broadly correct.

Unfortunately, this also means they don't believe that he has completed such a gruelling two-month programme. They just thought he was busy at work or seriously whipped.

With his Hard 75 done and dusted, Cameron was very excited to join his mates at the pub over the weekend for 12 standard drinks and a very naughty counter meal.

Sadly, this long-awaited blow out was dampened by almost immediate allegations that he has been taking the weight loss drug Ozempic.

"Bullshit!" says his highly skeptical mate, Bubbler.

"As if you read ten pages each night you liar. You don't read shit"

Cameron's other mates pipe up too, quickly bringing into question the possibility that he would be able to keep off the grog or train twice a day for two months.

"What!?" says Cameron.

"Ask the missus"

His friends refuse to do such a thing, out of a deep fear that he might be telling the truth, and that their own partners might in turn find out about their friend's very impressive self-improvement.

"Yeah whatever" says Bubbler.

"By the way, it's your shout"

"Liar"