Girlfriend Reveals She Hasn't Drunk Any Water Since 2017

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Local man, Tyler Butterman (32, Betoota Grove) has today been given a clear insight into just how busy his girlfriend has been.

This comes after the couple's brainstorming session into why his long-term partner was feeling so lethargic today.

30-year-old Stella insists she has been maintaining a consistent exercise routine with pilates and morning walks, as well as a high fibre diet of vegetables, fruit and protein.

She hasn't missed her coffee today either - and has been sleeping perfectly fine.

However, there's one thing that Stella has casually revealed that begs belief.

She hasn't had drunk any water today, or at any point since 2017.

"What? How did that happen?" asks Tyler, genuinely concerned that his partner might now be suffering from mild to severe levels of dehydration based on fluid loss and a lack of intake, that could very well be affecting her bodily functions and requiring specific, or even emergency, care.

"I dunno" says Stella.

"I just didn't get round to it. I know, I know. I need to get one of those Stanley cup thingies but every time I go to visit their website I end up looking at cute dresses"

Tyler still has more questions.

"Don't you have a glassware in the work kitchen. Or a tap to drink out of?"

"Stella, it's been 9 years?!"

His partner, already stressed enough about how much she has on her plate, urges him to leave it.

"I'll go have a hydralite" she says.

At time of press, Stella was instead making a cup of tea which will likely go cold by the time she remembers to drink it after MAFS.