Former Zoo Magazine Staff Get The Gang Back Together After Desperate Nation Puts Up The Norcs Signal

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Australians are now going on four full days without access to hardcore pornography streaming platforms.

For many Gen-Z men, this may be the longest they have gone in their entire lives without delving into the endless trove of every single extreme and taboo kink that has ever skirted the line of legality in the history of humankind.

And the Australian porn drought has caused the reunion of of some the nation's most important cultural agenda-setters of the early 2000s.

Overnight, in a quiet heritage pub, the former writers, photographers and editors of the once iconic ZOO Weekly magazine congregated for the first time in nearly two decades.

And it seems that they are getting the gang back together.

This comes as prominent online adult film giants such as Pornhub ban all Australians from accessing pornographic content.

The blocks came just days before the official start of new online safety codes from the eSafety commissioner, which require porn sites to verify the ages of users, which means Australians must 'register' their personal details and points of ID with a foreign porn platforms and put themselves at risk of having their personal details and unconventional desires leaked to the world in a cyberattack.

This major shift in the online habits of Australians has resulted in unspoken but unprecedented changes in the national psyche.

For the first time in decades, toey red-blooded Australians are now seeking out 'softcore' imagery, as they must make do with what they can get their hands on.

And once upon a time, they used to be able to get their hands on a weekly edition of the blokiest humour, most niche pub trivia, and the biggest norcs in print. Available at their local servos and newsagents.

ZOO WEEKLY, was known for their hilarious segments, with the general knowledge column known PUB AMMO and riveting lingerie photo series like the 30 HOTTEST AUSTRALIAN ASYLUM SEEKERS.

As the internet took over, this nearly extinct brand of lad mag lost audiences to the rise of online porn streaming.

But overnight, the Norc Signal was sent up, causing a stable of ageing middle aged perverts to reunite - and save this nation that took them for granted.

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