Delivery Driver Makes Sure To Avoid Eye Contact After Dropping Off Chocolate, Whipped Cream And Frangas

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A polite local delivery rider has made sure to mind his p’s and q’s during the fulfillment of an order today. 

Samuel Gibbs (23) of Betoota Heights did so a short time ago when he dropped off a rather eye-brow raising assortment of goods. 

“Look, you don’t need to threaten me with a good time,” laughed Gibbs, the local uni student/Door Dasher tasked with couriering some chocolate, whipped cream and a few bits of latex. 

“And it is Valentine's Day tomorrow after all, so let’s let lovers love you know.” 

“Lord knows, I’ve been swiping on the apps in between orders,” continued the recently single young man hitting the market for the first time in a while. 

“So I wish that local couple all the best.” 

Gerrit Donaldson, the boyfriend behind the order, explained to The Advocate it wasn’t all that it seemed. 

“Haha look, we are definitely, hopefully, going to use the dommies, if we don’t fall asleep after 9pm,” said the local 30 something man currently enjoying the last days of the honeymoon phase. 

“But the chocolate’s purely for eating in a traditional manner,” continued the local everyday juggler who actually forgot it was Valentine’s Day tomorrow until he arrived at work this morning. 

“And the whipped cream is for a cake me and Chelle (Michelle) and I are supposed to be making over the weekend for a mates’ bday.” 

“I actually swear,” he laughed to our sceptical reporter. 

“You can just add it to the list of things I forgot.”

“But if you don’t mind, it is Valentine’s Day eve and all.” 

Our reporter noted and duly ended the conversation. 

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