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Daily News Bulletin – Thursday 2nd April

The influencer stimulus package, the call for nationally available Simpsons, a distinct lack of anti-vaxxer memes and plenty more – here’s your daily news wrap up from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.

The influencer stimulus package, the call for nationally available Simpsons, a distinct lack of anti-vaxxer memes and plenty more – here’s your daily news wrap up from the Budgy Smuggler Bedroom.