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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT American President Donald Trump has today announced that he will be building 88,633 more miles of wall, and the environment is going to pay for it. The rotund Republican revealed that the United States would withdraw from the Paris climate agreement, confirming all theories that the American government doesn't really believe in Climate Change and don't care about combatting...

30 May, 2017. NATHAN WILLMOT | Washington | Contact The Federal Bureau of Investigation has confirmed this evening that an investigation has been launched into whether the Trump Administration has any links to The United States of America. Acting Director Andrew McCabe made the announcement after a week-long preliminary investigation untaken while The President was in Europe. "At this time, I can confirm...

24 May, 2017. 15:23 JUAN GENERO | Gold Coast | Contact A Gold Coast local has spoken for the first time about a life-changing experience she had in Bali - that wasn't related to yoga at all. Schappelle Corby, a former logistics worker, revealed to The Advocate via body language this afternoon that her life is dramatically different having visited the small Indonesian island. "I...

24 May, 2017. 15:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Taking time out of his hectic European and Middle Eastern tour, President Donald Trump stood in awe of the Vatican City's vast stone walls that were built in the 800s to protect the Pope from barbarian invasions. "This is what I was talking about during the election," he said. "These were the walls...

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Wendy Plod is heading to Europe. The 25-year-old leasing agent at South Betoota's Property Shop has been slaving and saving for months. Months and months. But now it's time to let the good times roll. "I'm landing in Istanbul first," she said. "The ancient city of Istanbul, I can't wait. Then I'll slowly make my way...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The people of Rajasthan in Northern India have today paid tribute to their favourite Bond actor, by doing what he loved. Wheelies in tuktuks. British actor Roger Moore, who took secret agent James Bond to the subcontinent, died on Tuesday aged 89, his family have confirmed. Moore played the role of James Bond for 12 years, adding to the character...

18 May, 2017. 14:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Former US presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton revealed to the media today that in her opinion, she would've been way better suited to leak classified information to Russia as she's been doing it well before and much better than Donald Trump. Mrs Clinton came under heavy scrutiny during the election campaign for using...

16 May, 2017. 10:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Russian president Vladamir Putin has taken time out of his busy afternoon schedule to explain to his American counterpart that hostile journalists are easier to deal with after they've been shot in the base of their skull and left to rot in the street like a traitor. US president Donald Trump eagerly took...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT President Trump has today given a tour of the White House to his newly appointed FBI Director, Sergeant Fin Tutuola from the New York Police Department's Special Victims Unit. Speaking to the media today, Trump was quick to point out that as a proud New Yorker, it was imperative that he had an FBI director with the same kind of...

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite a bold performance by our very own Isaiah Firebrace at the Eurovision Song Contest grand final in Kiev last night - Australian organisers have today confirmed that they are actually going to send a sure bet next year. Isaiah looked a little nervous during his internationally broadcasted gig as he negotiated the pressure of following in the footsteps of...