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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has today called the nation in for a big meeting, that definitely
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British Empire Enjoys One Last Win
BREAKING NEWS | CONTACT The British empire has enjoyed one last win today it can be confirmed. This comes after the English Rugby side beat the Wallabies 40-16. Unfortunately, the referees cannot really be blamed either.
Japanese Rugby Superfan Bak San Body Paints The Bunnies Jersey For Wallabies Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of Oita, the Japenese cult hero Bak San has just nailed
Wallabies Fan In Tokyo Dreams Of The Day It’s Alright For Him To Pass Out Drunk In Australia
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact A Betoota Dolphin’s prop who is on his first international trip has this evening
Military Strategists Praise Move To Abandon People Fighting Against The Enemy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact In some positive news for the President of The United States and the Prime Minister of
You’ve Heard Of ‘Fat-Shaming’ And ‘Slut-Shaming’ But What About ‘Race-Shaming’?
JAMIE HOTTAKE | Outrage | CONTACT I wish I didn’t have to write this article. I wish I didn’t have
Peter Dutton Panics After Accidentally Picking On Someone Bigger Than He Is
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since he found himself on the losing end of two leadership spills
Long-Awaited Sequel To ‘The Great Depression’ Begins Pre-Production
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Fans of drama get ready! After years of audience speculation, several world leaders have confirmed that
UN Liveability Report Finds Every Nation Deserves The Dignity Of At Least One Fijian Winger
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A new report has been released by the United Nations today, with one particular finding of
Japanese PM Admits Greatest Shame Is Allowing Grown Men To Drive Around As Nintendo Characters
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact In an exclusive interview with The Advocate, Japanese Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe, has opened up about
Wallabies Fan Drinking 9% Tinnie On The Train Shudders Imagining This Being Allowed Back Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A young Wallabies fan touring Japan has had a shocking thought today. Sipping upon a 9%
Justin Trudeau’s Blackface Scandals Disappear After Hiring Chris Lilley As PR Crisis Manager
LOUIS BOURKE | Editor | CONTACT During a crisis, it is commonplace for high profile figures to seek assistance from the cream
Media Kinda Loses Interest In Global Pedophile Ring Run By Billionaire Who Broke His Own Neck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Global media giants have effectively stopped reporting on the billionaire sex-trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, not even two